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Issue: 577 | 11th day of Sleeping, Y15
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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.
Interview with a Minion... of Sloth
Looking back, there really was no excuse. From the time I walked up to the cottage I should have known that my day would not unfold even close to the way I expected.
It's Just Not Worth It
I hear you collect avatars...
Ruined Library: Part Eight
"I can barely fly as it is!" Kiyake panicked. It was true; the faerie Xweetok was beating her wings as quickly as she could...
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