Stand behind yer sheriff
Issue: 571 | 16th day of Storing, Y14
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3 - Dinner Discussion
How am I allowed to have Mr. Slug on the icon when he hasn't been around in... Oh, wait. There he is.
Hey, elderly pet!
My mistress the Dark Faerie beckons. I enter the room, sweeping my skirts into a deep curtsey.
Birthday Gifts and Surprises
What day was it? The 13th. I hope I get out in two days.
It's a very special day. Someone's birthday. Someone very important.
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