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Issue: 571 | 16th day of Storing, Y14
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Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make
While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.
Birthday Gifts and Surprises
What day was it? The 13th. I hope I get out in two days.
It's a very special day. Someone's birthday. Someone very important.
My mistress the Dark Faerie beckons. I enter the room, sweeping my skirts into a deep curtsey.
Mishaps & Mayhem
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