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Issue: 572 | 30th day of Storing, Y14
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Like Clockwork - Part Seven
He really couldn't have chosen a more convenient simile.
My Top 10 Darigan Pets
Sharp claws, flowing manes, and flashing red eyes... How can you resist???
The Lab Ray Experience
"Please," the yellow Zafara said calmly, "I'm just getting zapped by the lab ray."
Concerts and Explosions
If you want to know why we're banned from the Tyrannian Concert Hall, you should read on.
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