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Issue: 572 | 30th day of Storing, Y14
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P
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Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!
Use Your Imagination
Idea by issue #561's editorial! ...sort of.
The Crystal Heart: Part Two
"Look, I'm going to tell you something. Something that you must never, ever, repeat to anyone. Ever. Okay?"
The Lab Ray Experience
"Please," the yellow Zafara said calmly, "I'm just getting zapped by the lab ray."
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