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Issue: 565 | 5th day of Collecting, Y14
Life in Meridell: Guess the Marrow
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The Waitress Couldn't Care Less
Contrary to popular belief, waitresses and waiters do form opinions about their customers, and they aren't always nice ones.
We often forget to look at the other side of the story.
So Says the Slorg!!
Makes you wonder why we bothered paying to have that wall put up.
I Will Stand Alone: Part Seven
She sniffed. "How can it be that we did everything right, and it still went wrong?"
Jazan offered his best explanation. "Because Fate is a vindictive twit?"
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