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Issue: 571 | 16th day of Storing, Y14
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Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make
While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.
Just Another Day
Next week: A trip to the locksmith.
Family Reunion: Part Five
"I like her," Mitsuyu said with a smile. "She has spirit. She reminds me of you at that age."
Hey, elderly pet!
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