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Issue: 559 | 23rd day of Hiding, Y14
Dr Sloth is Always Misunderstood!
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I Am Beautiful
"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?"
"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."
"Why is she so ugly looking?"
Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part Four
"This is it?!" Maurice exclaimed furiously. Today had obviously not been his day. "Where's the ferry service? There has to be one!!"
Oh, Well: Mutant Day Edition
Unhappy mutants cast their wishes to the Wishing Well on Mutant Day!
Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall
I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.
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