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Issue: 559 | 23rd day of Hiding, Y14
Three Perks to Having a Mutant Hissi
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What Does Luperus Say When You Steal Its Tooth?
"GIVE IT BACK! THAT'S NA-CHOS!"
Neopian News Network: Lutari Island Investigation
The reason for the lack of general knowledge about Lutari is simple. No one can get there.
Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall
I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.
I Want to be Popular!
So you have found your way to my lab...
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