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Issue: 557 | 10th day of Hiding, Y14
When Plushies Go Bad
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Horace and the Vengeance of the Vampires
"Morning already?" a deep, gruff voice rumbled from under the covers. The blanket fell back, and a seven-foot-tall, very muscular Bori emerged.
A Celebration of Intelligence
It's Brightvale Day. The time when the inhabitants of Brightvale get to have fun and celebrate.
The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Five
"Oh, I can do worse," Dr. Death said, looking at me with a cruel grin.
With Intelligence Comes Ignorance
"Wait, you're telling me you, Teckno, the guy who's read over a hundred and sixty books, have not read
Mystery of the Kougra Paw
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