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Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14
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Guard Duty: Part Three
"You cannot hold me out here!" the Major shouted. "I have diplomatic immunity!"
Hey! You're not a Giant Titanic Squid!
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Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!
Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!
Deimetrios and Bluefire
She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."
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