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Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14
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Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia
In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.
Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal
Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...
Frolics - Eggzactly!
If I'm in the way, just roll me into a corner.
Art by izzywizard
A Day of Appreciation
"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."
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