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Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14
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Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia
In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.
Deimetrios and Bluefire
She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."
In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.
Don't eat it like that!
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