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Top 7 Bands Ever

by joohn_again


Also by rafizi

Tyrannia is known for having the most famous and biggest Concert Hall in Neopia, and with all the investment from its Town Hall, naturally the Tyrannian Plateau has become a home for all the most talented musicians ever seen in Neopia. Only the best can perform over there, so do not freak out if you happen to be waiting for the Wheel of Monotony and see the guys from Yes Boy Ice Cream hanging!

All the coolest Neopians have already been in Tyrannia at least once to see their favorite bands playing. Every day a different band is performing, and if you want to see them, you should visit Skalpo the Techo. He is the one who sells the tickets, and as he has no competition, he can charge as much as he feels like for the tickets. That is why not all Neopians can watch their favorite bands – sometimes tickets can get really expensive.

The Hall is capable of seating upwards of ten thousand spectators, so tickets are always limited. The most famous bands as M*YNCI are capable of drawing as many as forty thousand spectators! So you have to be fast and buy yours as soon as Skalpo starts selling them. But of course, there are also the souvenir stands, where you can get a lot of cool stuff and maybe even sell them for good prices in your shop! But when your favorite band is playing, you should totally get gifts for yourself and keep them, to remember that magic night!

Some Neopians even climb onto the hall's roof or watch from nearby trees – which I do not recommend – just to see their idols. But truth is that no one ever attempts to sneak in, at least not since the Concert Hall has hired Mynci and Sons Event Security, Inc. "Led by Grafney the Mynci, the Tyrannian Concert Hall's top-notch security team has recently made great strides in discouraging the practice of sneaking in or, in some cases, attempting to get in with counterfeit tickets."

So let's get started. Today I will be showing you the best seven bands ever – the ones every Neopian must watch at least once.

7. Blue Kacheek Group

Directly from Tyrannia, these three Kacheeks have quite a different performance, with colorful lights and a weird dance. It is adorable, though, and they have been performing for a real long time, so they are really famous. They will always be playing on the 7th, 21st, and 28th of every month, so you should keep an eye on the calendar – it is always worth seeing them. Selling about thirty thousand tickets a month, they are a real stable group.

What you can get by watching them: Blue Kacheek Group Cap; Blue Kacheek Group CD; Blue Kacheek Group Jacket; Blue Kacheek Group Poster; Blue Kacheek Group Shirt.

6. Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers

From the Lost Desert, this incredible and exotic band has a memorable show. They play Lost Desert music, with their Lost Desert clothes and even some Lost Desert performances, as a show of hypnotized cobralls! It is a real good band, but coming all the way to Tyrannia, they cannot play more than once a month. So every 5th day of the month you should hurry and get a ticket, because they only sell about five thousand, and you are not going to want to miss the chance to watch them and even get an avatar, right?

What you can get by watching them: Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Fez; Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Keychain; Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Mug; Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Poster; Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers T-Shirt.

5. Wock Til You Drop

From Tyrannia, this band has tried to play on the Concert Hall for a long time before becoming this famous. They play Heavy Metal every third day of the month, and are currently trying to get more shows a month. The band is composed only by Wockies, and there are about three thousand tickets for sale when they are performing. Congrats, Wock Til You Drop – you really rock!

What you can get by watching them: Wock Til You Drop Album; Wock Til You Drop Guitar; Wock Til You Drop Mug; Wock Til You Drop Poster; Wock Til You Drop Speaker; Wock Til You Drop T-shirt.

4. Gruundo

This group of cool Grundos comes on the 25th of every month to rock Tyrannia since Kreludor and all its talent for music was discovered. They got space really fast on the music industry and inspire many Neopians with their fashion look. As they cannot come to play much – since Kreludor is so far away – when they come, about sixty four thousand tickets are easily sold, a great number! But let's face it, what is not to love about them? They've got style.

What you can get by watching them: Gruundo Guitar; Gruundo Mug; Gruundo Plushie; Gruundo Poster; Gruundo T-shirt.

3. Yes Boy Ice Cream

Three Shoyrus wearing glasses and gloves – that is what they call being cool, my friend. This group does not really sing, it is more like a dance performance, but they are still loved by Neopia. They play at the Tyrannian Concert Hall on the 12th, 19th and 26th, and about thirty two thousand tickets are sold every month when you put all together. It is really impressive, and there is also an avatar you can get by watching them. Yes Boy Ice Cream!

What you can get by watching them: Yes Boy Ice-Cream Cap; Yes Boy Ice-Cream CD; Yes Boy Ice-Cream Jacket; Yes Boy Ice-Cream Poster; Yes Boy Ice-Cream Shirt.

2. Sticks N Stones

A rock and cool band that performs in the Tyrannian Concert Hall on the 10th and 17th of every month and their shows could not be any better. It is worth every single Neopoint to see them playing. The group is from Tyrannia, and playing the bass, we have a purple Lupe named Gruff, with a long and blonde hair. Sludge, the Nimmo, has a black hair and wears a really cool hat. The drummer – a huge Grarrl called Grizley – will for sure rock your body. And finally, the Rock star - Axle Roo, the Blumaroo – is considered one of the most popular Neopets all over Neopia. Good job, guys! About thirty thousand tickets sold every month with only two performances, we can totally say that Sticks N Stones is, for sure, one of the best bands ever!

What you can get by watching them: Sticks N Stones; Sticks N Stones Cap; Sticks N Stones CD; Sticks N Stones Jacket; Sticks N Stones Poster; Sticks N Stones T-Shirt.


And now, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the best band ever seen in Neopia: the M*YNCI! Five Myncies, a perfect dance number, and millions of fans all over the world. They are actually from Tyrannia, and perform on the 4th, 11th and 18th of every month, having about fifteen thousand tickets sold every month.

- Quote: "Harmonious vocals, suave dance moves and good looks. These boys have it all; it is easy to see why M*ynci are always followed by screaming fans."

What you can get by watching them: M*YNCI Cap; M*YNCI CD; M*YNCI Jacket; M*YNCI Poster; M*YNCI Shirt.

So that is it, Neopia, I hope you enjoyed this little guide, and that you are seriously considering watching these bands – if you still have not. They are totally going to change your concept of good music! Heh!

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