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Issue: 521 | 18th day of Storing, Y13
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 6)
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A Blast From the Past Quiz
How much do you really know about Neopets over the years? Take this quiz about the history of Neopets to find out.
Adventures in Brightvale Wisdom
"I don't want to be a normal Uni!" she exclaimed. "I'm going to be the smartest Uni there ever was, and King Hagan will be happy to meet me."
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"But we're the only ones crazy enough to be doing this. Do you want to come with us?"
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