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Issue: 510 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y13
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So Says the Slorg!
Why Mr. Slug will never conquer Neopia.
Last Place: Part One
"Excuse me, but do you know what Beauty Contests are doing to the self-esteem of Neopia's youth?"
Failing Genius - Not the Slorgs!
Those slorgs are nasty fellows.
Heroism, and a Hot Cup of Borovan
"Your borovan, sir."
The red Kougra at the table in the corner didn't even look up.
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