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Issue: 498 | 10th day of Relaxing, Y13
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How to Have the Greatest Adventure Ever
I am an adventure EXPERT*. I'm here to tell you how to have super fantabulous, awesome, bestest, amazing adventures.
No Water Please!
There's nothing better.
All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part Three
"Frobisher, Mr. Frobisher," Jennings introduced himself. "I'm here on behalf of the National Neopian Museum."
I've got it this time!
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