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Issue: 496 | 27th day of Hunting, Y13
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Mootix Soldiers: Cuddle at your own risk
A mootix soldier is...
Art by alagfalaswen
The Colloquial Yurble: Popular Phrases
"Some are born Yurbles, some achieve being a Yurble, and some have their species thrust upon them."
The Truth About Hanso
Welcome, fellow Neopians to yet another segment of Aunt Agatha's "Problems with Neopian Society Today".
The Price Paid for Curiosity
Do not ever be too curious. Nessa was good proof of that.
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