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Issue: 488 | 1st day of Eating, Y13
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Life of a Lab Rat: Part One
"I disagree, Gretchen," I told her. "It's actually not that great. Being zapped a couple times, now that's great. Being a lab rat? No..."
Jhudora's Journal: Part Five
"Terri?" I called, taking a step toward her. The next sound was my shrill scream as someone slapped her hand over my mouth and aimed a spell at me.
Do this to all your Shoyru friends. They'll think it's hilarious.
The Citadel Quest: Part Three
"You'll find, sir, that I am extremely skilled at reading people and anticipating their next move."
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