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Issue: 480 | 4th day of Awakening, Y13
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Of Speeches, Royal Acaras, and Notecards
"Remember the Ski Lodge you stayed at? Well, we've decided to invite you as a guest speaker. You'll write a speech about your skiing experiences, and this will gather better publicity for the lodge."
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