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Issue: 480 | 4th day of Awakening, Y13
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Bottled Beauty: Part Three
I glanced at the clock. 7:54. I had let my alarm ring for almost a half hour and hadn't heard it. I was going to be late for school.
When Zombies Attack: A Guide for You to Survive
Note: No zombies were harmed in the making of this guide. Really.
The Great Race: Part Five
"The Haunted Woods is a different place at night. Things wake up, things move, paths that were there before are gone."
Of Speeches, Royal Acaras, and Notecards
"Remember the Ski Lodge you stayed at? Well, we've decided to invite you as a guest speaker. You'll write a speech about your skiing experiences, and this will gather better publicity for the lodge."
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