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Issue: 480 | 4th day of Awakening, Y13
Call Me Intellectual Ishmael!
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A Dash of Good Neopian Karma is What We Need!
Many Safety Deposit Boxes are getting close to weighing tonnes! Chocked full of items which we hardly look at, and will likely never use!
Making Your Story Fly
How are you supposed to write a good story if you don't care what happens to your characters and you don't like the plot?
Chombies and JubJubs are Nuts!!
Chombies and JubJubs thinking up wacky ideas.
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