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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Truly, it is not the title one bears that truly tells who they are, but the heart they hold within…

Donation Station

Think about it. If the Money Tree wasn’t there, where would we go to donate? The majority of us are far too busy with our own plans of world dominat- erm…far too busy with our own plans to go out of our way to donate...

Something's Fishy

Has anyone else ever noticed the fact that quite a lot of games in Neopia slowly seem to have more and more related fish things along their way? What is the meaning of this sudden outburst? Are fish taking over Neopia?!

One Potato, Two ...

If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter...

Other Stories
"Danae's Regret" by xxaquagalxx
Her smooth velvet dress rippled in the current of the wind as passers-by turned to stare at the beautiful Royal Aisha who was parading down the pathway...

"ENCORE!!: Part One" by ozzoke
The cast rushed behind the curtains to quickly change into anything they would think suitable. Knees shaking with fright and worry, Tomar turned to greet the king...

"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...

Picked Out the Perfect Plushie?

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The Meaning of a Neopian Life

Art by silverqueengalaxia

by jerk_head


Savak: The Search - Part Three
"Kosek!" Savak called. When Kosek reached him, Savak prodded where he found the scent. "A Lupe has been by here. Whoever it was, it went that way."

by zephandolf


Not Just Another Neopet
Brush up?

by everybody_say_moo


Subject G20K
"The poor guy. What are you going to do with him now?"

by child_dragon


The Adventures of Tarin and Zeke: The Dark Book - Part Four
They had entered the dungeons. They were cold, smelly, and only lit by a few torches sitting in brackets along the walls. There were a few cells.

by sapphire123208

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