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Issue: 468 | 5th day of Storing, Y12
Key Questing: Lesson 1
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Elderly Pets Gone Wild
Babies. They don't work like that... or at all.
Speak no more: Eyeballs
You don't hit a lady!!
The Sorcery Society: Part Seven
I had four items. Ru's watch; Merah's ring; Ancti's bracelet; and Vidla's earring.
But it wasn't the time to use them; not quite.
A Letter Too Late
For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant.
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