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Issue: 458 | 27th day of Hiding, Y12
The Cure For Beauty
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Cheesy Jokes - Mutant Day!
Happy Mutant Day, everybody!
Recipe for Disaster
How many times have I got to tell you to SMILE when you wait tables?????
The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 11
Actually, that song is quite catchy...
Hot Chocolate Morning
Hope glided through the Catacombs in her pale green dress, listening to the darkness.
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