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Issue: 459 | 3rd day of Gathering, Y12
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The Not-So-Great Bank Robbery
It was the month of Hunting, and it was so hot out that baby Pteris were urged to stay indoors in order to avoid hard-boiling.
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The lunch lady shrugs and says, "Beats me. I'm just being paid to throw it on your tray."
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