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Issue: 458 | 27th day of Hiding, Y12
Tchea Slushie Two: How Embarrassing
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His Default Expression
And we wonder why Leera Heggle always looked fierce...
Then they won't eat you!
Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle
"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"
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The invisible brush is your saviour. Read on, naive, prejudiced, young Neopian.
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