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Issue: 446 | 4th day of Relaxing, Y12
Split Personality: Identity Crisis
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The Adventure Before Dinner: Part Two
The ice cream made one huge leap, and it collided straight into the wall and fell on its side, and the top fell off.
"Brains" Mortigan: A Hauntie's Woe?
Perhaps the most surprising of them all is the replacement of Autrey Fulse with "Brains" Mortigan, the Zombie Usul.
Mistakes, Regrets, and New Beginnings
"It's been a year, Monica. You may as well use it on me. I’m not going to poof faerie, you know."
Ann's Toy #1
...maybe we should get her something more harmless?
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