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Issue: 446 | 4th day of Relaxing, Y12
The Annoying Truth
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Oh My Lanta
The traumatic life of a lab pet.
An Honest Mistake
...and he changes color to Ice!
Visions and Vanishings: Part Three
"I want those lasers spotless, or I'll report this to Sloth!"
Speak No More
Yeah... I'm pretty sure you CAN'T do that...
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