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Issue: 425 | 8th day of Sleeping, Y12
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Sayings from Fortune Cookies
Sage advice on dangerous situations.
None the Ordinary
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The Wise Whoot: Guardian of the Elements - Part Six
Blaze sat there, stunned, looking over the Starry Lupe. "You're Star? You're Zihark's old master?"
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