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Issue: 419 | 20th day of Storing, Y11
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The Magical Rubber Duck: Part One
"How was I supposed to know that the door would slide shut right after we slipped in?" Blaze retorted, clearly irritated.
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The Traitor: Part Eleven
"What nonsense!" she cried.
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"These documents mean nothing," he said. "They're old. Useless."
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