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Issue: 399 | 2nd day of Swimming, Y11
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The Furry Bandage
The Lupe was zapped by the lab ray and turned into a boy.
Results may vary when using the Petpet Lab Ray.
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting
"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."
A Very Neovian Election: Part Five
"Enchanted? Have you hit your head? My pastries contain no artificial flavourings whatsoever!" the Crumpetmonger told him.
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