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Issue: 388 | 17th day of Eating, Y11
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If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke
This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.
A family of grey Korbats droops from the ceiling of a dark, damp cave.
In Our World 
How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile
Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.
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