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Issue: 378 | 6th day of Awakening, Y11
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Oral Morals: Laziness
Today I shall teach you about procrastination.
Lennies: They Just Want To Be Loved
They have a vast capacity of intelligence, so in other words, they are SMART!
When Pets Go Green
This article will tell you everything you need to know about dealing with envious pets.
Farside Base: Part One
I hadn't really thought about it since Karmapa explained his plan, but now it hit me. I was going to the moon! I was going to fly in space!
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