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Issue: 376 | 23rd day of Sleeping, Y11
Semi Demi Silly #2
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The poor thing...
Is the Lab Ray really safe?
Of Draiks and Morphing Potions
"She'll never be up for trade," my owner snapped...
When Your Owner is Crazy
I'm not making this stuff up. It doesn't get any weirder than this.
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