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Issue: 368 | 14th day of Storing, Y10
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How to be a Neoslang Nerd
The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.
Cuz Schise Likes Snowy...
Schise really likes Snowy. Unfortunately, not everyone can share his feelings...
A Louched Tale
It's green, green, gorgeous green, the strangest drink you've ever seen!
"She's auditioning apprentices!"
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