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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Lord Darigan straightened his posture, and stared the plump Skeith down. "It takes a lot more than death to stop me, Skarl. I think you know that better than most."


Matching Petpets



One of the most exciting parts about Neopets is not only that you get to own lovely pets of your own, but that your pets can also have their own little critters to take care of! There is over 200 petpets for your pet to choose from, so sometimes it's a bit hard to pick the best one. However here are a few tips to picking out the perfect, matching petpet for your adorable neopet...

Facing Rejection



Rejection is something every Neopian has had to face. Whether it be a submission to the Neopian Times, an offer at the Mystery Island Trading Post, a Neopet trade offer, the list goes on. In light of the recent 650th issue and my own past experience with accepting rejection (issue 600, issue 550, issue 500, issue 450...you get the idea), this article will hopefully help...

Games to Avoid


Some games are so unreasonably random or difficult that they cause emotional distress and soul-wrenching frustration (for those of us who simply cannot seem to catch a break when playing them). Our minds turn these games into sentient beings, because surely they're out to get us. You can't fail that many times and have your countless defeats be your fault anymore...

Other Stories
"The Summer Holiday" by goodsigns
"That won't help the rest of us!" Philesia shouted. The group of Aishas and one Ogrin lounged around the Neohome, sweating in the summer heat. There was no response from their owner, and the Mutant Aisha started grumbling...

"And Professor Vinsjin Died" by dragonair23
He put on a voice not unlike what one would hear in a sales pitch. "Vampires getting you down? Pant Devils appearing in the night? You know who to call! The Ghoul Catchers have had many years experience in the extermination..."

"The Star Prophecy" by ummagine3284
I found myself in the middle of the ocean. Not one of my better days. Floating, freezing, water trickling my ears. The salty water filled my mouth as my arms flailed for something to grab. I was able to keep my head above the waves...


New Game Is A Blast


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Great stories!


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Water Umbrella
Not the most practical umbrella...

by veih

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Ray's Plushies
"It's a good day to open shop!"

by mintacia

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Where the Wind Blows Wild: Part Eight
This was a warrior's weapon, and, frankly, Corbin wanted nothing to do with it. That had been one of Dad's rules: when the weapons come out, the best place to be is gone.

by saphira_27

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Teeth Finds a Job
Every neopet has a place somewhere... it just takes a lot of searching.

by lockord

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How to Excel at Jumpin' Gem Heist
The most important thing I do is throughout the game is to focus on the order the gems fall in.

by jaylahcat



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