There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
Issue: 350 | 3rd day of Swimming, Y10
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Issue 350
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My Top 10 Tips to Get Into the Caption Contest
So, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal in Neopia to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down...
By Word of Mouth: A Comedy in Two Acts
Since when does the Neopian Times publish dreadful rants about cheese?
The Class of '08 Part Fifteen
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There is no excuse. You can't be born with an elastic hairband.
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