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Issue: 346 | 6th day of Relaxing, Y10
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Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Six
"They want to record MY words?" asked the Techo Master in astonishment. "Why me?"
I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part Five
As the final members of the crew assembled, fully dressed in their wetsuits, Captain Bloodscar raised his hand for silence...
Pride, Prose, and Princes: Part Two
Three humiliating rounds later, I had lost. And pitifully so. I'd only won one out of the four rounds, and I couldn't shake the feeling that he'd let me win that one...
Besides, you can always just lick it off...
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