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Issue: 309 | 14th day of Gathering, Y9
The Valley of Spam
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"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky Excuses
Let me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE.
The Dark Side
Do not feed.
Watch out for that swamp ghoul...
Ah, the joys of living in the Haunted Woods!
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