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Issue: 304 | 10th day of Hiding, Y9
Slightly Ebil - 300th Edition Aftermath
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Unwinding, Sloth Style
For one hour each day, Dr Sloth locks his door. What could he be doing during that time?
I know how to make a grey pet HAPPY.
Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part Two
That last sentence set Delma off. Janet constantly used phrases like that. 'Lilo wouldn't do this...' or 'Lilo wouldn’t do that...'
A Superstitious Scarabug
"Daddy, why does everyone think that Scarabugs are so lucky?"
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