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Issue: 298 | 29th day of Relaxing, Y9
Normal Never Applies- Blast it all!
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How Soup Saved Neopia: Part Three
Gargarox was squashed in an uncomfortable position against a line of mops. "Why exactly are we in a cleaning closet?" he said grumpily...
To the Dogs
Some things aren't so threatening...
Like my new hat?
Let Darkness Fall: Part Four
Lord Darigan had barely entered the room when a distraught Lenny threw himself at his feet, and cried, "Oh, help us, my lord!"
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