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Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
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An Irritable Queen
The shy Neopian walked up toward the queen. "Do I have enough for a Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy?"
Common Misconceptions: Dark Faeries
It is commonly and mistakenly assumed that almost every single Dark Faerie in Neopia is an evil, villainous, conspiring maniac out to doom Neopia.
The Disease of Narcissism
"Hello, handsome!" The green Lupe greeted his reflection...
Fyora's Dream Vacation
This is Fyora Appreciation Day and we'd like her to tell us about her secret dream vacation...
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