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Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9
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"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms
If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.
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The Search for the Fish Doughnutfruit
A chuckle sounded from nearby, and a rotund purple creature came rustling out of the trees. "Woogy," it giggled. "C'mon, c'mon!"
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