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Issue: 284 | 23rd day of Running, Y9
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Word of advice, take a solid pet to the temple.
Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Two
As they left the shop, Trevor confronted Illusen. "Why are you trying to find a shampoo that doesn't exist?"
Abnormal Espionage - Entropy and You
What's not to love about virtual life applications of the laws of thermodynamics?
Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Seven
Cypher stepped up and looked into his glowing red eyes. "I have a job for you, weakling!" the tree cried in a booming voice...
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