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Issue: 284 | 23rd day of Running, Y9
Evil Feepit #15
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Attack of the Slorgs - It's Never Too Late to Repel!
Slorgs fear NOTHING when it comes to attacking your fields of marrows and turnips – nothing. Not even your fierce glares and waving of the shovel at them! But fear not, for there is aid.
Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Two
As they left the shop, Trevor confronted Illusen. "Why are you trying to find a shampoo that doesn't exist?"
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