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The Importance of Education


by hardlyevolved

 
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In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz
So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802

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The Hoarders: Part One
"I just can't afford to keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."

by ruff_zette



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