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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
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In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"
Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.
"Tail" of Woe - It's punny!
What an unfortunate little usul, eh?
Ging Gang Goolie
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