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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
That's just Wrong-Mortog madness
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Neopia's Golden Years
How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?
Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.
Trouble With the National Neopian?
Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...
At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...
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