You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs
FAERIELAND - Hello there, and welcome to the Employment Agency. We are an organization
based in Faerieland that mutually helps us and you out. If you'd like to get to
know about us better, why don't you visit? For now, I'll be your guide.
For now, I'll tell you about us. We are an agency that gives out jobs to Neopians
who need Neopoints, want to work, and so on and so forth. Because many Neopians
aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about
jobs are that you get paid, of course. Why, a job without pay is simply not
a job! And with the job come two choices. Failure, or success. The average job-taker
succeeds in completing the jobs, and rarely (but inevitably), people also fail
them. What would cause failure? Our people who need the items you buy for us
are sometimes in a great hurry. They prefer that you do the job swiftly and
as quick as possible, while other appliers take their leisure and don't mind
that much about time. There is always a specific amount of some sort of item
you must get, a specific time limit, a specific reward, and specific bonuses
you get by completing your job faster than the limit. If you do well on completing
the jobs, and you stay loyal to our Agency by completing many more, you will
promptly get promoted for excellent merit. Remember, though, that EVERY Neopian
should get a job, and so you have a certain limit of jobs per day you can complete.
Otherwise, getting a job at our Agency has basically no downside!
If you'll please follow me this way... In front of you are two doors, one hall,
and one vast floor. Yes we are aware that the floor is shiny, and that the chandeliers
are pretty, and also that our janitors are prestigious looking people, but let's
These two doors lead to many jobs. The first one leads to the BASIC JOBS room
all common Neopians go in and out of. This room is very important, because it's
where you'll have to quickly get your job. Once you go in, you have to go to
the one you want, and see if it's available still. Unavailability is not our
fault around here... you see, a TON of Neopians come here to get jobs, because
they pay well, so people with the fastest reflexes get jobs. Still, our jobs
come out every 10 minutes, so don't worry if you don't apply fast enough. The
second door leads to the SUPER JOBS room. Unless you have a job coupon, you
cannot apply for any of the jobs here, as they are reserved for people with
coupons only. These jobs give you MANY Neopoints, and they are usually easy
to complete as well. You can get coupons by the Wheel of Knowledge, buying one,
chancing upon one, and so on. You'll notice they are colored. Job coupons come
in colors to show their superiority. They come in: Green, Blue, Red, Silver,
Gold, Purple, Pink, Green Brightvale, Bronze Brightvale, Silver Brightvale,
and Gold Brightvale coupons. Green being the lowest, and Gold Brightvale being
the highest. Once you use up a coupon, though, it goes down by a color, so be
careful what kind of job you apply for. If you don't have one, just apply for
the Basic Jobs.
Down the hall, you will notice many clerks you can talk to. These clerks post
your Neopets job status on a gigantic board that's surprisingly easy for you
to spot. It will tell you how many jobs you've completed for each Neopet, your
pets resume, and a link to see your job progress. To complete any job you've
successfully applied and gotten, you need to come to the STATUS page, go down
to your active pets area, and click the link under CURRENT JOB. If you ever
mess up and forget how many of what you need, you can go to the status page
to find the corresponding link, and check to see what you should get, and how
many you get.
Turning to the vast floor, you can see a long, long, long list of people who
have the highest rank, and completed the most jobs. The title of this list is
called RANKINGS. It's quite a large number of jobs on top of there, so you might
want to apply for jobs every day you're on Neopets! This list shows only our
top 100 employees, though, so unless you have a pretty high number of jobs,
you won't be featured on our list until you have more than at least the 100th
person. Also, at the very front of the vast floor are two large doors. You see
Neopians rushing out of them, and rushing by as well. This is where you enter,
and leave. This is the only door here leading back to Faerieland (that's why
they need to be so huge).
Well, most experienced employees know what I have written is plain hocus pocus!
In real life, we have no doors, no vast floor, no chandeliers, no prestigious
janitors (though I wish we did), no halls, and no clerks. The only thing I can
ensure you we have are employees who work hard to earn Neopoints! Although that
was a fake bunch of words, it does seem to be a great visualization, doesn't
it? Quite simply, I did put true things in here, it's just vivid imagination
gets in the way sometimes... Our links DO include a WELCOME, STATUS, BASIC JOBS,
SUPER JOBS, RANKINGS, and a LEAVE. Don't slap me because you didn't get to see
some fascinating chandeliers either, and I apologize for being so broad-minded!
We do have a #1 Employee, and we do offer amazingly paid jobs that you might
want to apply for. We're a clean and simple Agency with white everywhere but
on our coupons! Still the same, we offer jobs you love to complete, am I right?
So, may I continue my ramblings?
Now, I hope you had a good day coming here, and we hope to see you soon! The
Agency is very busy, and I have taken my time to tell you about us. If you have
any problems, go exploring to Faerieland, go inside the city, and you should
see us! If you also need help with our Agency in whole, we have information
everywhere on our WELCOME page, and you could always ask a cooperative Neopian.
We're a friendly community, remember? So all said and done... I have to get
back to work now, even I work at the Agency, I mean... who doesn't?
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