Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia
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Useless Random Events
Who says they're useless?
Neopia's Golden Years
How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?
I'd like to see you try it :P
Slorg and a Half
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