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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
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Trouble With the National Neopian?
Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...
Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.
This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector.
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