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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
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Who says they're useless?
Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.
Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?
"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"
Um... er, you GAVE it to me?
In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"
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